What i don't do

[vixenta]

1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one
to run into a clean window and
get hurt.
( I am compassionate )

2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will
slip,hurt themselves,I'll
feel terrible and they may
sue me.
( I am careful and poor )

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies
because...
they are very good company,
I have named most of them,and
they agree with everything
that I say.
( I am imaginative )

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because
I want every creature to have a
home of their own and my family
loves spiders.
( I am kind )

5. I don't spring clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't
want the others to get jealous.
( I am fair minded )

6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way,
he is an excellent designer.
( I am courteous )

7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to
find them again.
( I am considerate )

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I
entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress
out over what to make when they
invite me over for dinner.
( I am thoughtful )

9. I don't iron because...I choose
to believe them when they say
" Permanent Press. "
( I am trusting )

10. I don't stress much on anything
because...
" A - Type " personalities die
young and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty
ol' woman!!
( I am winning this battle )

:er:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Well I'm not going to come to your house, then. It sounds a right midden.



Sounds just like mine, in actual fact.
You forgot to mention not cleaning spilled food off the walls but letting it grow and remove itself the natural way.

 

[Traci]

Well I'm not going to come to your house, then. It sounds a right midden.

I don't sweat the small stuff either, however I do decide to clean every once in a while, whether it be spring winter or fall. (I'm not picky!)

Oh...I really don't do spiders either!

 

[photogoddess]

Unfortunately, I'm an A type personality. The good news is that I have someone that helps me with the housework and reminds me when it's more important to hold the couch down and relax. :mrgreen:

 

[karissa]

Yeah, I'm Type A... bad.... ek! My poor husband!

 

[vixenta]

i thought this was really funny, i got it in an email, the other day and thought i'd share.
Obviously Its not all true well apart from the first one... maybe...

Sounds just like mine, in actual fact.
You forgot to mention not cleaning spilled food off the walls but letting it grow and remove itself the natural way.

:shock:

 

[LaFoto]

Yes, I can relate to that little poem .
Only don't I name all my dust bunnies. Who could remember soooo many names ??

 

[aprilraven]

love these...too dang funny....
have to add....

i dont cook often...
thats why God invented wendys, mcdonalds, burger king, sonic, and arbys...
i am keeping many teenagers employed to help their parents along, and teach them why they need to go to college, instead of flipping burgers all the time.......
(i'm an economist...i assist in distributing the wealth..!!)