Where is the community at TPF?

[Hertz van Rental]

Do you know nothing?
THP is oil based so ether isn't a good solvent. Naphthalene is the preferred choice and it is far less flammable.
As for hydroponics. It looks good in theory but you can't beat free-range penguin.
Well, you can beat it if you use a big stick or something*...
Talking of penguins on water. I wonder how far the penguin queen has got up the creek without a paddle?



*Pool cue, length of pipe, lead filled snow shoe, etc.

 

[kundalini]

......, lead filled snow shoe, etc.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:


Hope you don't mind HvR, but for those unaware.......

http://www.videosift.com/video/Don-t-Eat-the-Yellow-Snow-Frank-Zappa​

 

[jbylake]

......, lead filled snow shoe, etc.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Zappa's preferred method for whapping a favorite baby seal...right up side the head...
Got the entire Apostrophe album a: on CD, b: in my ipod and c: in itunes on my laptop, among others, including Joe's Garage parts 1 and 2, Have to check my CD collection to see how many... but, borrowing from the late Mr. Z, I would like to refine his methodology to include crushing baby seals with a lead filled penguin instead, of course having eaten and smoked all edible and smokable portions..look up Nanook, he's and expert in sensless but amusing baby seal slaughtering..

J.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I think I just about have all of Zappa - including some rarities and bootlegs.
I have Apostrophe on vinyl. Bought it the week it came out. Way back in '74.
Saw him live too... :mrgreen:

For those unacquainted with the blessed St Alphonso - or for those hooked already - try:
Zappa.com > Frank Zappa



Just checked my iTunes and I even have Bongo Fury!

And trivia of the week: Last track of Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica has Frank playing drums (reputedly) - it's Veterans Day Poppy.

 

[jbylake]

I think I just about have all of Zappa - including some rarities and bootlegs.
I have Apostrophe on vinyl. Bought it the week it came out. Way back in '74.
Saw him live too... :mrgreen:

For those unacquainted with the blessed St Alphonso - or for those hooked already - try:
Zappa.com > Frank Zappa



Just checked my iTunes and I even have Bongo Fury!

And trivia of the week: Last track of Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica has Frank playing drums (reputedly) - it's Veterans Day Poppy.

I used to have a great deal, but not all of his work, including a live bootleg, on vinyl, but my bitchofa ex-wife put my entire album collection in the basement of her house, and guess what, the freaking basement flooded. I lost many out of print and one off's along with a treasure of music from the late 60's until about the late 80's when I started buying CD's. If I would have killed her.....I would be out of prison by now. (enjoying my album collection), and a little bowl of beak.

 

[jbylake]

Do you know nothing?
THP is oil based so ether isn't a good solvent. Naphthalene is the preferred choice and it is far less flammable.
As for hydroponics. It looks good in theory but you can't beat free-range penguin.
Well, you can beat it if you use a big stick or something*...
Talking of penguins on water. I wonder how far the penguin queen has got up the creek without a paddle?

You're stark raving mad if you think I'm going to poison perfectly good beak oil with naptha, or any other chemical solvent. Secondly, if you kill them properly, free ranging penguins are o.k. but hydroponically cultivated penguin is down to a science now, with each cloned generation, generally containing more potent THP than the previous.

If I want THP oil, I'll squeeze my penguins myself, either in a press, or in the bench vise out in the garage, clean, no solvents. I prefer to use this method if they are alive. I prefer my beak and feet, freshly ground. Naptha in THP oil, you've certainly been hitting the old beak bong way to often....

J.

Oh, BTW, I've found another very useful way to utilise penguin hide. I used some spare, left over from lining my baby seal duster's with, for polishing the chrome on my bike(s). Also good for getting road grime and tar off of the frame and fenders. Thought someone might find this useful.
Just toss 'em when they won't absorb any more.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Have you tried jerking penguins?
It's illegal here but we know what you Colonials are like.

 

[kundalini]

And trivia of the week: Last track of Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica has Frank playing drums (reputedly) - it's Veterans Day Poppy.

I bought Trout Mask Replica on CD, trying to replace my lost vinyl collection. I musta been doing some really good sheet back in the 70's.

Two words...... Muffin Man.

 

[kundalini]

Have you tried jerking penguins?
It's illegal here but we know what you Colonials are like.

It's only allowed while in a circular formation.

 

[jbylake]

Have you tried jerking penguins?
It's illegal here but we know what you Colonials are like.

It's only allowed while in a circular formation.

And only while Evelyn a modified dog, having undergone further modifications.....

Yes, there are numerous recipies for all types of jerked penguin in previous posts, from peppery hot, to teryiak and BBQ....

BTW, the crust of the biscuit is the apostrophe....Now take of those damned python boots, they're too tight, and get your head out of the beak pipe...before you start hallucinating ti**ies and beer.

J.

 

[kundalini]

BTW, the crust of the biscuit is the apostrophe....J.

But what my ears hear (without being too pedantic) is Fido sez...... it's the crux of the biscuit. (This is the dog talking now)


It doesn't
And you can't
I won't
And it don't
It hasn't
It isn't
It even ain't
And it shouldn't
It couldn't
He told me no, no, no
I told him yes, yes, yes
I say, I do it all the time
Ain't this boogie a mess

 

[bace]

I think the commuity died a long time ago when forum moderators were pandering the needs of whiney forum members.

Too many rules. To many people with real talent getting fed up with completely talentless 'technical' photographers.

Meh. lots of reasons really.

Fact is, it's completely new owners now, and the real cool people don't post anymore.

Place is just a money maker now i feel. too much advertising.

 

[Josh66]

'technical' photographers

This is what annoys me the most...

 

[Antarctican]

Jbylake, quit jerking the penguin. They don't like that. And besides, it's illegal in most of the Southern states.

[Yes, I made it out of the wilds of Belize with a paddle. Thankyouverymuch for asking. "Fly" home tomorrow. Yes, some penguins do fly. And not just in THP induced hallucinations]

 

[jbylake]

Jbylake, quit jerking the penguin. They don't like that. And besides, it's illegal in most of the Southern states.

[Yes, I made it out of the wilds of Belize with a paddle. Thankyouverymuch for asking. "Fly" home tomorrow. Yes, some penguins do fly. And not just in THP induced hallucinations]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll jerk all the penguins I want to jerk. Happy flying....
Ever see the Godfather? How about waking up with a dead Penguin head in your bed?.....I'm freezing my A$$ off here, in one of the "southern" states, breaking every record for cold since 1977 and you're paddling around and playing in creeks in Belize.....Sheesh, the nerve of you penguin lovin' Canadian's...

J.