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But did it make you get wood?
Cheers for diverting the subject line.... I kept getting flashbacks. :lmao:

At +50, I still get the morning wood (:thumbup:). I could care less what a wood chuck would do with it, but it'd be nice to share the bounty with someone else (that would be exclusively a female of the opposite kind as I have a No Entry sign posted on the door). :lol:

hmm, trying finding a female that will not take your credit cards first. :lol::lmao::lol:
Thats why I like female manniquins(or is that a femaleaquin, to be politically correct..oh wait, I cant say politically here), little stiff, but get the job done.....hang on...one is calling me right now. :drool:
 
Wrong... SO wrong... and funny! But... wrong...
 
I've got a killer credit line and I pay off the balance every month....... c'mon, give it up, what's the number?
 
There is a line they say at the chapel....dont y'all find it ironic you get married in the same place your body is put to rest.
But...that line in the marriage speech..."tilll debt do you part". I like to say...."Till Death do you apart", cause that is much easier then to have to pay for the rest of your life. :lol:
 
Tell me sumptin' brother.... I've got two ex's.
 
That's nothing. I can actually write and sign my own name 'n everything :mrgreen:


Or are we talking about those strange, deformed, misshapen bloodsuckers... What are they called again?


Oh, right. Accountants.
 
Tell me sumptin' brother.... I've got two ex's.
I used to have one. :mrgreen:

Whatcha do? Slice em and have dinner? Does your bookshelf have "My Recipes" by Hannibal Lecter

Kinda makes me wonder where you get the inspiration for your photos...

Row 66, Plot 13:lol::lol:

I just got some killer plans to build a coffin bookshelf. Then I will have a place for ..."things"

My inspiration is from my mind.
 
I'm off dudes & dudettes. Just got word that a sibling of a good friend has passed today. $h1t happens, have a grand and Happy New Year.
 
Im off to make myself usefull in my crawlspace. I think Im going to go shoot something. :fangs::peacesign:
 
I'm off dudes & dudettes. Just got word that a sibling of a good friend has passed today. $h1t happens, have a grand and Happy New Year.
Sorry to hear that, lost one of my best friends about 4 months ago, so I guess I know how you feel.

J:(
 

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