Wife's in North Dakota...

[Newtricks]

what the hell am I going to do for the next week other than smoke cigars and drink bourbon?

 

[tirediron]

Why do you need to do anything more?

 

[Warhorse]

what the hell am I going to do for the next week other than smoke cigars and drink bourbon?

Watch war movies while smoking cigars and drinking bourbon.

 

[Designer]

War movies, and maybe some of those comedy movies in which the humor is sophomoric slap-stick with way too much drinking, puking, stupid stunts, (be very careful when reading that) fowl language, etc. One week might not be enough time to get them all watched.

 

[NancyMoranG]

You forgot chicken wings, cake, ice cream, ...not stuff normally in my house ;{
you probably really want to clean out the garage though making great use of her being gone.
Nancy

 

[Newtricks]

You forgot chicken wings, cake, ice cream, ...not stuff normally in my house ;{

Nancy, much to my wifes disappointment, I don't eat or buy cake or ice cream... when I make it though she'll dance.

 

[Newtricks]

And she's pissed at me right now.

 

[Derrel]

And she's pissed at me right now.

All the more reason to really hit the bourbon hard, but to smoke the cigars out of doors.

 

[Newtricks]

My hair was to the bottom of my shoulder blades when we meant, since I've started keeping it short because it's easy to care for and doesn't require much work. She would like it if I grew it out again, but I lack the patients to deal with a couple feet of hair anymore.

 

[oldhippy]

Ponytail. End of problem.

 

[Newtricks]

All the more reason to really hit the bourbon hard...

She's pissed because I had my hair cut.

 

[Newtricks]

Yeh, if your white. Mom was Cherokee dad was black, I've got kinky, straight hair.

 

[oldhippy]

Rastie. Pony tail. Then Do the locks. Lol

 

[Newtricks]

here's how I look today...

 

[Newtricks]

I'm 6' 4", 280 lbs... one of my favorite things is going out wearing a kilt, every man wants to comment, few have the stones.