you can thank me later

[Alex_B]

maybe I will try it myself! :mrgreen:

 

[Becky]

You see Andy, I'm building a small arsekicking army right under your nose. I warned you...

 

[ferny]

If his nose is in proportion to his hands, it'll be a big army before he notices.




And Becky... See, I told you.

 

[lostprophet]

Actually, on further reflection, that must be a gag post. LP never has wonderful jokes, now does he? :greenpbl:

that just hurts

didn't get one ...

count yourself lucky

This thread just generates fear uncertainty and doubt. Who in their right mind would give their contact details to LP!

People with disturbed minds

this thread is evil!!

no its not

well... I'm feeling hurt and dejected.

and just what does hurt and dejected have to say about that or do they enjoy it?

You expect me to say thank you for that utter filth!? :lmao:

filth?? what filth? they were good clean jokes

You see Andy, I'm building a small arsekicking army right under your nose. I warned you...

build away, your going to need more than an army for I have a legion of Otters

 

[Alex_B]

build away, your going to need more than an army for I have a legion of Otters

But one pot bellied pig counts for many an otter.

However, I can still be bribed ...

 

[Antarctican]

Hey, LP, you haven't thanked me for that raft of sidesplitting humour I texted you, to help get you through the last shopping day before Christmas.

 

[lostprophet]

Hey, LP, you haven't thanked me for that raft of sidesplitting humour I texted you, to help get you through the last shopping day before Christmas.

not had any txts from you, probably because my phone isn't setup for international calls

 

[Becky]

What'd you tell me Ferny?

Andy I have no otter fear!

 

[Antarctican]

not had any txts from you, probably because my phone isn't setup for international calls

Ahhhh, your loss!

 

[Antarctican]

Okay, here they are....

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !

Who delivers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks !


(I'll get my coat.....)

 

[lostprophet]

Okay, here they are....

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !

Who delivers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks !


(I'll get my coat.....)

I'm rather glad I didn't receive those excuses for jokes, think they'd of made me slash my wrists

 

[Antarctican]

Hmmmpf, and there i thought they fit the Brit sense of humour to a 't'. My sources must be wrong.

Ingrate.

 

[lostprophet]

*cough cough* clears throat

I was chopping carrots with The Grim Reaper yesterday.....









.... You could say I was dicing with death

 

[Antarctican]

Wow, I'm glad I don't have a knife in my hand at this moment.... :roll:

 

[lostprophet]

I went for a job interview yesterday at the RSPCA, god their office was small, you couldn't even swing a cat in there