Alex_B
No longer a newbie, moving up!
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maybe I will try it myself! :mrgreen:
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Actually, on further reflection, that must be a gag post. LP never has wonderful jokes, now does he? :greenpbl:
didn't get one ...
This thread just generates fear uncertainty and doubt. Who in their right mind would give their contact details to LP!
this thread is evil!!
well... I'm feeling hurt and dejected.
You expect me to say thank you for that utter filth!? :lmao:
You see Andy, I'm building a small arsekicking army right under your nose. I warned you...
build away, your going to need more than an army for I have a legion of Otters
Hey, LP, you haven't thanked me for that raft of sidesplitting humour I texted you, to help get you through the last shopping day before Christmas.
Ahhhh, your loss!not had any txts from you, probably because my phone isn't setup for international calls
Okay, here they are....
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !
Who delivers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks !
(I'll get my coat.....)