you know what Off Topic is missing?

[Hertz van Rental]

I was taught for a while by an American photographer whose chat-up line was:
'As long as I got a face, honey, you got somewhere to sit.'
For reasons I never understood it seemed to work - but I suspect they only did it to shut him up...

 

[zendianah]

I was taught for a while by an American photographer whose chat-up line was:
'As long as I got a face, honey, you got somewhere to sit.'
For reasons I never understood it seemed to work - but I suspect they only did it to shut him up...

Thats a GREAT one.

no no no the best one is when a woman comes in to the shop and asks for a Leica, you very quickly say "Leica screw?"

VERY funny

I recall a conversation at a camera shop...
What lens mount does that use?
Pentax screwmount.
Oh (longish pause)
Yep.
Why not a bayonet mount. Changing lenses goes faster.
Sure, but what's wrong with screwing?

nothing wrong with screwing... :mrgreen: ...
lens mounts I mean.. dirty minds... GEEESEEE

 

[blackdoglab]

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[zendianah]

thank god I'm not wasting mine...

 

[blackdoglab]

In such romantic situations one must consider... WWBPD(what would Bettie Page do?) I guess it depends if your date is a Bunny Yaeger or an Irving Klaw.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

In such romantic situations, I'd have to consider "Who the hell is Betty Page?"

>;o))

 

[blackdoglab]

Ah what a pity Chris. Bettie was the top pin up model in the fifties. She was one hot number.

 

[Alex_B]

i know a real life betti, that is her real name.... well. she is blonde, but there is some resemblance to the original Bettie

 

[Alex_B]

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

I do not waste mine ... I keep it and use it wisely !

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I do not waste mine ... I keep it and use it wisely !

Not in a glass by the bed I hope

 

[Antarctican]

So, it's Friday. Who's got fun and flirty plans for the evening/weekend?

 

[lostprophet]

So, it's Friday. Who's got fun and flirty plans for the evening/weekend?

yes

 

[Antarctican]

Yes, what? "Yes" you wanna know too, or "yes" you have fun flirty plans for the evening/weekend? [And don't start to bragging over how you have next week off.]

 

[lostprophet]

Yes!

 

[Rayna']

Screw me if Im wrong, but is your name Vincent

LOVE THAT!