you know what Off Topic is missing?

[blackdoglab]

need i say more?

 

[Corry]

Hahaha! How weird!

 

[blackdoglab]

well, i'm gonna get some shuteye...

goodnight...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Ah, Tom Lehrer. I have a double album of one of his live concerts somewhere. Each song is a gem.

 

[blackdoglab]

Well then Hertz, shall we take the little lady out and poison some pigeons in the park?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I'm partial to this one


And all of his lyrics are HERE

 

[blackdoglab]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWReXPcuFg0&mode=related&search[/ame]=

just to remind us that it's a flirty thread

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I thought the flirty thread had gone somewhere else to get some food.

 

[blackdoglab]

happiness is a full stomach

and as far as I'm concerned, any gal who can make a killer dessert can flirt with me.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You mean you only want your lust desserts?



OK. I'll go quietly...

 

[blackdoglab]

i'm not all that of a lusty guy myself...

never looked at a dirty magazine,
always believed in treating women with respect and dignity,


nope, not a sex beast, just lookin' fer a gal that can complete me,

and,

who can take a mean picture, likes old movies,
and wouldn't mind a kid or two

 

[Hertz van Rental]

just lookin' fer a gal that can complete me

So you are Sudoku? Always thought it was a person and not just a game. :lmao:

 

[photogoddess]

Some men are attracted to the dominatrix.

You called?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Woot! Does that mean your dungeon is once more open for business?
I've got an old bear suit hanging around here somewhere...

 

[photogoddess]

Absolutely!!! Better get out the tu-tu as well. You're going to need it.