you know what Off Topic is missing?

[Hertz van Rental]

there's a warm tranquilizer on the pillow.

By that do you mean a puppy?

 

[blackdoglab]

as charles schultz said... happiness is a warm puppy.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

To misquote Marx:
Pets are the opiate of the masses.
So that should read: Happiness is a warm poppy...

 

[blackdoglab]

i thought happiness was a warm gun. at least the beatles thought so.

 

[Corry]

Great. Just great. I had that song (happiness is a warm gun) stuck in my head since you said that happiness is a warm puppy. I JUST got it out of my head, and here ya go, puttin it right back in. Thanks a lot.

 

[blackdoglab]

just ask Darich... i have a way of getting a song into your head.

 

[Corry]

So does Sky. (Unimaxium). It's a sport to him. Bastard.

 

[Corry]

Oh wait, we're supposed to be flirting, aren't we?



*Edit: HOLY CRAP! My avatar and my smiley were blinking in unison!

 

[blackdoglab]

well corry, we've got all the vernor's you could want in wisconsin. Maybe we should have a midwestern tpf gathering.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Oh wait, we're supposed to be flirting, aren't we?

Some men are attracted to the dominatrix.

 

[blackdoglab]

this is quickly becoming the worship corry society...

 

[blackdoglab]

and on that lovely topic, I found a link!!! [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsgTLpyiXKc[/ame]

 

[Corry]

Some men are attracted to the dominatrix.

I was a dominatrix for Halloween once. I still have the whip and the glow in the dark handcuffs somewhere.....

 

[Corry]

this is quickly becoming the worship corry society...

I'm ok with that. :mrgreen:

 

[Corry]

and on that lovely topic, I found a link!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsgTLpyiXKc