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Unfortnately Hertz, you don't have Corry's flirty eyes.
 
I'm in agreement, my door just doesn't swing your way hertz
 
Hertz, this is your call. I'll stay out of this if ya don't mind
 
Meh!

Corry, if I had your eyes the process whereby I had obtained them would be messy, sticky and unpleasant.
And I don't think you would be too keen on it, either.
 
plastic surgery just wouldn't look good on you, especially when you've got that whole clokwork orange like stare goin' on.

Back to the flirting...

if any of you gals have one of these, call me
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(or even a cat)

just as long as ya don't mind making some space for it on the bed.
 
nope, but sometimes it's easier to talk to a dog rather than a woman.
 
in my experience, the dog just listens without butting in or criticizing. Even if the dogs owner dumps you, the dog will still be your pal...

...retreats into a dark corner...
 
Such nice eyes. It would be a shame if anything... were to happen to them.
Eyes... catch fire quite easily you know. So be a good girl and keep schtum.
 
O.K Hertz, it's time fer yer strait jacket. The padded cell is waiting for you, and there's a warm tranquilizer on the pillow.
 

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