you know what Off Topic is missing?

[blackdoglab]

Unfortnately Hertz, you don't have Corry's flirty eyes.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Unfortnately Hertz, you don't have Corry's flirty eyes.

That would be messy, sticky and rather unpleasant...

 

[blackdoglab]

I'm in agreement, my door just doesn't swing your way hertz

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It's OK. I've brought my own axe. :crazy:

 

[Corry]

Wait, are you saying my eyes are messy, sticky, and rather unpleasant?

 

[blackdoglab]

Hertz, this is your call. I'll stay out of this if ya don't mind

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Meh!

Corry, if I had your eyes the process whereby I had obtained them would be messy, sticky and unpleasant.
And I don't think you would be too keen on it, either.

 

[blackdoglab]

plastic surgery just wouldn't look good on you, especially when you've got that whole clokwork orange like stare goin' on.

Back to the flirting...

if any of you gals have one of these, call me

(or even a cat)

just as long as ya don't mind making some space for it on the bed.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You're into animals?

 

[blackdoglab]

nope, but sometimes it's easier to talk to a dog rather than a woman.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

There's a difference?

*Goes into hiding for rest of life*

 

[blackdoglab]

in my experience, the dog just listens without butting in or criticizing. Even if the dogs owner dumps you, the dog will still be your pal...

...retreats into a dark corner...

 

[Corry]

I hope you have both contacted the witness protection program.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Such nice eyes. It would be a shame if anything... were to happen to them.
Eyes... catch fire quite easily you know. So be a good girl and keep schtum.

 

[blackdoglab]

O.K Hertz, it's time fer yer strait jacket. The padded cell is waiting for you, and there's a warm tranquilizer on the pillow.