Your Daily Advice

[Kazooie]

The true bottom of the cliff sits in a crevice that you can never hit.

 

[Kazooie]

Avoid any situation involving two people that like you, but not each other. At all cost.

 

[Kazooie]

Waste not, want not. Therefore you should waste a lot so you will always want something!

 

[Kazooie]

Debt is never a good thing, especially if the Repo Man is involved.

 

[Kazooie]

Even if you cover yourself with pudding, you will never reach your dream of being a dessert.

 

[unpopular]

advice is best sought alone.

 

[Kazooie]

Even if you have no friends, are you truly foreveralone.jpeg?

 

[rexbobcat]

Facebook is for funny pictures, not pseudo-philosophy.

 

[unpopular]

there is nothing anyone can do that is honest.

 

[Kazooie]

Even if you forget yesterday, there is still today and tomarrow.

 

[unpopular]

There is still today and tomorrow, unless you're already dead.

 

[Kazooie]

Something dirty is just hiding it's cleanliness from you.

 

[Kazooie]

Take initiative at least once a day and you will go leaps and bounds.

 

[Derrel]

Do not eat yellow snow.

 

[Steve5D]

Never eat anything bigger than your head...