Your Daily Advice

[Tuffythepug]

Quit while you're ahead. (hint, hint)

 

[Kazooie]

What is success without some unavoidable failures on the way?

 

[Kazooie]

Thou not have knowledge of untruthful Ye Olde English to comprihendo what I am saying. Yo.

 

[Kazooie]

Walk a day in a mans shoes to understand his life-conduct with his baton for an hour to understand how hard it is to conduct a orchestra.

 

[unpopular]

if a focal length has no purpose, then you don't know how to use it.

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Kazooie]

Teach a man to swim and he'll go to the Olympics,
throw him in the water and then no creeps can set him on fire!

 

[Kazooie]

Be a poor man indeed who doesn't have gloves to warm his hands. Don't hire him to rub your back, his hands are still cold.

 

[Kazooie]

Take a cookie, give a cookie, stay healthy.

Diabetis.

 

[Tuffythepug]

I keep clicking on "last page" only to find out, sadly, that it never is.

 

[camz]

Confucius say "Man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger"

 

[Kazooie]

Take every advice and saying with a grain of salt and a stinky finger.

 

[Kazooie]

Tired of all these 'end of the world' jokes? Don't worry, it'll all end soo

 

[Kazooie]

Sing out-there will always be worse people and you may surprise yourself.

 

[Animonster]

OK.
Care to share the dirt? Why?

I laughed pretty hard at this and then questioned whether or not the whole thread was a joke for a few minutes...

Hilarious