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Did you see that new movie about the podium that eats people?

It's called 'Hannibal Lectern'.
 

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A mushroom walked into a bar and announced
"The drinks are on me!"
Bartender: "Why are you buying everyone drinks?"
"Because Im a fungi!"

Haaaaaa
 

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A dog with a wooden leg limps into a saloon bar in the wild west and says,

"I've come for the man that shot my paw!"
 
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So did you hear about that Italian chef last night?

Yeah, apparently he pasta way.
 
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So how you you make a space-themed party?

You planet.
 
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How can you tell if it's save to go diving with a koala?

Look up if he is koualafied.
 
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What's the difference between 3 carrots and a joke?

I think you know what the difference is.
 

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

The goldfish mucks about the fountain.
 

o hey tyler

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Was snoop telling the truth? Or was Snoop Lion?
 

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