I heard one went to Mahomed - but I could have misunderstood.
Frankly, I would have thought long nails would have made it more than a little hard, whatever 'it' is.
And talking of hard, did you know that your avatar looks like someone trying to force an entry with a rather large mock?
(Lots of things wear with age but you do discover spots you never knew you had. Perhaps instead of getting older and wiser we just get older and confuse 'M' with 'C'. I'm sure that will make sense to someone.)
Thank you for changing things - you've now ruined the joke.
Just like a woman to make things hard for a man...