...ok, so like...20 or 30 minutes ago, I had my TV remote. I haven't gone anywhere, I haven't done anything...I've totally retraced my steps like, 3 times, I've checked ridiculous places like the freezer, I've complately torn apart and tipped over my couch, looked in the bathroom, now WHERE IN THE HELL IS IT??? Do they go to the same place as socks when they disappear from the dryer? How in the hell am I supposed to change the channel now? Is it possible to train a cat to do it?