TPF Confessions

I went on safari once. It was a bust.


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Me too. Got my pics though.

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I've spied on my neighbors with a telephoto lens before. I even used it to check out butts while the Women's Lacrosse team was practicing.
I remember discovering that you could see through window blinds by focusing beyond them.
 
I know the question to the answer of life, the universe and everything else.
 
I've never taken anyone to Funkytown.
 
I really know what time it is, and I really care.
 
I know how to make the funky cold medina.
 
I do know the way to San Jose.
But, I'm afraid I don't know who put ran in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
 
I also have knowledge of that lone lonesome highway East of Omaha.
 

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