That first one worries me. The last made me laugh. Ronald... ha! I used to go into BK and order big macs. When they said they don't serve those I would then ask for a bologna sandwich with knocie noodles. They were never amused.
Too funny! Love the pesticide award and the jewellery award especially (although I'll probably get in trouble re the jewellery award). Thanks for the morning chuckle.