BACE--I need your help

[duncanp]

*removed*

lol

 

[bace]

What about something simple like www.worshipthebace.com?

I wouldn't wanna deal with those responsibilities.

When people start worshiping you, you gotta start answering questions, and I would totally screw that up.

Plus, bace rhymes with chase...and he'd be like, one of my arch nemesisisis....

 

[jocose]

I wouldn't wanna deal with those responsibilities.

When people start worshiping you, you gotta start answering questions, and I would totally screw that up.

Plus, bace rhymes with chase...and he'd be like, one of my arch nemesisisis....

dude, what are you talking about? When people worship you, you are accountable to no one...they won't ask questions...they will blindly lead. If you say, "jump," they'll say, "how high?" If you say, "drink your Kool-ade," they'll say, "which flavor?"

 

[duncanp]

Monty Pythons

Life of Brian


learn bace learn lol

 

[bace]

dude, what are you talking about? When people worship you, you are accountable to no one...they won't ask questions...they will blindly lead. If you say, "jump," they'll say, "how high?" If you say, "drink your Kool-ade," they'll say, "which flavor?"

But then what if someone doesn't believe. Then they start a war to take control of your hot women, and your porn collection. Then you have to use your power to kill innocent people and possibly risk the lives of many hot women and porn.

It's just not worth it. I could never be worshiped as a god among men anyway. My lens isn't big enough.

 

[Traci]

But then what if someone doesn't believe. Then they start a war to take control of your hot women, and your porn collection. Then you have to use your power to kill innocent people and possibly risk the lives of many hot women and porn.

It's just not worth it. I could never be worshiped as a god among men anyway. My lens isn't big enough.

...you're killin' me, Smalls!

 

[jocose]

But then what if someone doesn't believe. Then they start a war to take control of your hot women, and your porn collection. Then you have to use your power to kill innocent people and possibly risk the lives of many hot women and porn.

It's just not worth it. I could never be worshiped as a god among men anyway. My lens isn't big enough.

Look, don't misuderstand, I would never send good porn or hot women to the slaughter like so much chattel, but sometimes you DO have to break an egg or two to make an omelet.

As far as your macro...well, you're on your own with one, slick.

 

[bace]

Look, don't misuderstand, I would never send good porn or hot women to the slaughter like so much chattel, but sometimes you DO have to break an egg or two to make an omelet.

As far as your macro...well, you're on your own with one, slick.

No Jo, it sounds like that's exactly want you want to do. Breaks some eggs and kill some women and porn. What's wrong with you man?

I can't have you representing me if you're preaching about sacraficing the ladies and porn.

 

[jocose]

No Jo, it sounds like that's exactly want you want to do. Breaks some eggs and kill some women and porn. What's wrong with you man?

I can't have you representing me if you're preaching about sacraficing the ladies and porn.

Herr Bace...you clearly don't know me...I'd rather throw myself on the granade than destroy porn or women...I'm just saying that god did invent ugly women and bad porn for a reason we call it fodder my friend.

 

[Erniehatt's Back]

PORN


HOT NAKED CHICKS


yea, I got nothing else to say.

 

[jocose]

PORN


HOT NAKED CHICKS


yea, I got nothing else to say.

articulate as ever I see.

 

[Chase]

You know, that's not a bad idea...I think we should start voting for mods, and they would have a limited time in office (but they could be reelected if the people vote for them again.

Just a thought.

Unfortunately, I think that would turn it into one big popularity contest, which has the potential to get VERY ugly!

 

[jocose]

Unfortunately, I think that would turn it into one big popularity contest, which has the potential to get VERY ugly!

Too bad for Bace then...I guess his only recourse is a hostile takeover

 

[bace]

*begins plotting*

 

[photogoddess]

Yeah..... right...... good luck with that!