Chat up lines

[Scurra]

Hmm I know some more:

Your feet must really hurt because you've been running through my mind all evening.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I am a magical being... take off your bra! (my friends favourite).

F*ck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Miss if you've lost your virginity can I have the box it came in?

(and no I have never used any of these)

 

[Artemis]

*Takes notes, Uses Vixenta's chat up line*

*comes back with a black eye...*

lol

These are all gold keep em comin!

 

[ferny]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

All of your mates have hooked up with someone and I can't stand to see a girl on her own, no mater how ugly she is. You did bring some Johnnies didn't you?

So you're not a lesbian?!?! It's just with that haircut... I'm going to need some proof.

Hey there! I have a massive cock. But let's get you drunk first.



Those are all sure fire winner, Dan.

 

[ferny]

You look stunning! Just like an actress in a film I saw once. Can you put your legs behind your head as well?

 

[treehuggerhikerboy]

ah, this thread makes me chuckle. good stuff.

 

[JonMikal]

"you might wanna check in with heaven, i heard they were missing an angel"

 

[vixenta]

"you might wanna check in with heaven, i heard they were missing an angel"

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Where have you been hiding all my life? (Reply - If I tell you then I'll have to find somewhere new.)

Don't tell me - let me guess. You're a Libra. Right?

So. You're called Vixenta? I've heard tales about what a Scotsman wears under his kilt. But what I really want to know is what Scotswomen wear...
(...My. How unusal. And you say they are made out of tarpaulin...)


(Of course I'm going to hold being Scottish against you - I'll never forgive you lot for the White Heather Club with Andy Stewart. http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/about...p_name=heather_club_v&size=v&media_type=video in case you are only a youngster ;-) )

 

[andycarnall]

So that wouldn't work on you then ? How about

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

;-)

 

[Big Mike]

Boy: "I have a magic watch, it says that you're not wearing a bra"

Girl: "Well, your watch is wrong, I am wearing a bra"

Boy: "The darn thing seems to be running a couple hours fast"

 

[vixenta]

So that wouldn't work on you then ? How about

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

;-)

stop, stop...you're killing me here...

 

[ferny]

Need some mouth to mouth?

 

[vixenta]

gee thank, i thought you'd never ask.

 

[photogoddess]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My girlfriend's husband really used that one on her. No idea why it worked. :lmao:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

My girlfriend's husband really used that one on her. No idea why it worked. :lmao:

She can obviously fly like a sea bird then.