Conan the Grammarian

[jocose]

Honestly though, who in the hell says "axe" instead of "ask"?

Those people should be shot.

Seriously.

You're a gov't contractor, right? and you've never heard that?? Come out to the east coast, my friend, I'll learn you lots!

 

[bace]

No, I have heard them. I'm totally sympathizing. I hear them all the time. Infact, if it wasn't for the U.S. Military being so gosh darn entertaining with their poor use of the Engrish language, I would hate my job.

...ok that's a lie.