Ok, I fail to be a better man. My new years resolution is shot. I didn't even make it out of January...
Have you been on the internet before today? Or did you just get wired up last week?
Look, you come onto a photography forum and say "the D800 is amazing blah blah blah" and I look expecting to see someone really showcasing what the D800 can do... incredibly sharp, good dynamic range, etc... and you post pictures I could have made with an iPhone. It's not that the D800 isn't amazing, it's that you chose to demonstrate the abilities of an amazing professional kitchen in a 5 star restaurant... by making twinkies. It just... to me... says quite a bit about you and what you think is amazing. A quick trip to your site (cough) faymousmedia, sort of confirms that for me.
Oh and by the way the VERY first paragraph in your "Photography" section...
"Photography should eye catching creativity, that follows no real set of rules, aside from the basics. Unique blend of realism combined with a touch of in depth intesity. Breath taking, nostelgic, and comforting. Memories that last forever. "
Missing words, spelling errors and all sorts of issues there. You might want to at least have your site proof read by someone.
Free advice. I mean, I've only been a photographer for 10 years, so you've got 2 on me... but I was an editor of books for a few years way back when... oh and I do have that high school diploma...