Discussion in 'Photographic Discussions' started by Alpha, Jun 26, 2008.
Don't you hijack my thread.
I will slap you silly.
All of you.
I think your reaction is a bit extreme, and I hardly think my comment offended these "millions" of users. If 'they' are true "artists" then surely they don't need the ratification of others. Well that is how I feel about my deviantART work anyway.
It was a JOKE, don't be so thin-skinned and sensitive, and to call it a "personal attack" is just daft.
I mean someone posted a derogatory comment about Lomography, but did I get offended? NO, because what would be the point. I think this thread should be taken in good humour, and people like YOU should chillax a bit and not take it so seriously.
ps: And no of course I don't think everything on deviantART is pretenious, this thread just reminded me of a magazine article I read recently which heavily voiced the opinion that "those that can't use deviantART".
ISO Sensitivity - Isolated Social Oxymoron; an attempt of hilarity in an OFF TOPIC internet forum and ruffling someone's feathers followed by a direct attack by the 'offended', followed by a rebuff from the originator of the first comment. The end result usually highjacks the thread. See Sarcasm.
Can we get on with it?
Bokeh (unknown pronunciation) - That blurry stuff behind the person you just took a photo of.
Flash Sync - Simultanious blouse lifting involving three or more women
View camera - An action taken by those who can not afford a dSLR
Yeah. Besides, Valium works much better for In-Body Stabilization
Adobe RGB: What you use when you want your shots to look like they're made out of clay.
Depth of Field Preview: Device that tells you how deep the field of grass, hay, or flowers is you're about to take a photo of. Measures from fence to fence, usually in meters (Pentax reads in feet).
Exposure Bracketing: When taking a shot of a model, shows you what she would look like without a shirt on and also with a coat on. Can be adjusted to remove bra/add parka, etc.
Photoshop: When you mess up a photo really bad, this is where you go to buy one you can call your own.
Exif data - Common Typo for a map showing one how to leave the room
Natural Light Photographer -- Photographer who can't afford off camera flash.
F-Stop= Divorce Lawyer.
Best ones yet!
Focusing Ring -- A bunch of crooks with cameras
Zoom -- What the focusing ring (see above) does when they get caught
Light painting - A teenagers twist on motion blur
Motion Blur - Happens with too much suger
Loose Canon - Slang for "the kid drops his camrea"
Howitzer - A long range canon
Separate names with a comma.