Do you have a secret?

[ferny]

Well, I am a stud and know what all woman want.

*breathes onto finger nails and then polishes them on his jacket*

So... How about I take you down the local greasy spoon, buy you a bacon butty, get you drunk on some cheap cider then take you back to mine for a good seeing to?

 

[photo gal]

mmmmmmm.....secrets

Clues...we need clues woman!

:lmao: It's bigger than a breadbox!

 

[photo gal]

i've got a secret, a secret that makes me really happy

I think I know what it is!!
But seeing as it's a secret, I won't tell!

And ferny I think I know what at least one of yours is!

 

[ferny]

You've seen my before and after shots in the Chrismas tree thread haven't you?
Yes, I really am a hairy green freak who likes to dress up as a woman. :blushing:

And I also like to lick the bowl clean when I'm making cakes. :blushing:

What's your secret then?