Don't post pictures of your junk

[vtf]

You're just jealous someone else ranted and got 8 pages so far.

 

[MohaimenK]

we just need Boomn4x4 here I bet you he's going to defend Schwetty

 

[kundalini]

Glad the holidaze are over......

 

[mishele]

Ahhhhh......I do love that picture K!!

 

[Overread]

I think Kundalini has gone far beyond punishing his poor liver

 

[PerfectlyFlawed]

Glad the holidaze are over......

Holy sh*t you weren't *kidding* about punishing your liver!

^ No kidding... I get a hangover just from looking at this. :er:

 

[mishele]

K......buy some good tequila next time!!

 

[NikonNewbie]

Great, I just shaved my junk and now I can't even get C&C on it.

:gah:

ROFLMAO :lmao:

 

[GeorgieGirl]

K......buy some good tequila next time!!

Damn Skippy!!!:thumbup:

 

[GeorgieGirl]

Great, I just shaved my junk and now I can't even get C&C on it.

:gah:

Man up. Get waxed.

Then we'll talk.

 

[reznap]

This has become the first real copypasta on TPF.

Awesome..

 

[NikonNewbie]

Okay, here is my rant for the day.

Please, don't post pictures of your junk for C&C. They are never good, and I feel really bad critiquing them.

When you are photographing you own junk, you become photo-stupid. Everything you know goes out the window and the only thing you are concerened about is recording that "OMG... look at how cute it is" (I use that as an example because just last night, I shot 35 pictures of that very thing) adorable picture. All you see is how adorable your junk is.... never mind that the lighting is wrong, the DOF is wrong, the focus is wrong, the rule of thirds has been violated, and that you can be clearly seen in your stained whitey-tighties in the background.

If you here at this site to become more serious about photography, and really want to learn more, you are doing yourself a serious injustice by posting pictures of your own junk. Nobody is going to be brutally honest with you, and even if they are, you are just going to ignore them anyway because, "how could it be possible to take a bad picture of cute little Suzy". If you really want to get better, the emotion you have with the subject is doing nothing but holding you back. And if you are here just to have people say how cute your junk is... you are probably better off staying with Facebook.

I don't have any Junk..but here is my husbands junk for your CC! lmao

and I took that with my new flash :meh: still gotta RTFM.
betcha thought I was gonna post something else huh? lmao

 

[kundalini]

K......buy some good tequila next time!!

Oh I do. Don Julio Anejo would be my favorite, but I don't mind the taste of Patron either. This is just the day-to-day stuff.

 

[mishele]

K......buy some good tequila next time!!

Oh I do. Don Julio Anejo would be my favorite, but I don't mind the taste of Patron either. This is just the day-to-day stuff.

lol That's what I wanted to hear!! I'm a Patron girl myself!! :hug::

 

[phiya]

Glad the holidaze are over......

Holy Jeebus, tone it down man - you might need that liver someday.

Holy sh*t you weren't *kidding* about punishing your liver!

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw that picture.

K......buy some good tequila next time!!

Amen to that, I try to bring a few bottles back from Puerto Vallarta everytime I go. Patron pretty much covers the rest of my tequila drinking.

K......buy some good tequila next time!!

Oh I do. Don Julio Anejo would be my favorite, but I don't mind the taste of Patron either. This is just the day-to-day stuff.

Well, at least you give your liver the occasional break from all of that gasoline, errr Cuervo you've been drinking.