Game: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Corry]

I wish CMan didnt kill thread, then leave a mocking smile

Granted, but Corry got fed up and locked the thread instead.


I wish I wasn't getting sick.

 

[clarinetJWD]

Granted, but Corry got fed up and locked the thread instead.


I wish I wasn't getting sick.

Granted. You're dead.

I wish my semester was over

 

[Corry]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish my semester was over

Granted, but now you're enjoying cocktails with friends in Chase's hot tub...


...er....wait a sec....


I wish the fog would stick around so I can get more pictures.

 

[Nurd]

granted, but every time you try to put your pictures on your PC, it crashes.

I wish I could have more excitement in life.

 

[clarinetJWD]

granted, but every time you try to put your pictures on your PC, it crashes.

I wish I could have more excitement in life.

granted, you're base jumping into a meat grinder.

I wish I had more beer.

 

[midget patrol]

granted, you're base jumping into a meat grinder.

I wish I had more beer.

Granted, but it has zero alcohol.

I wish penguins could fly.

 

[newrmdmike]

granted you would hit them with your car, and they would get stuck in your ears.

i wish i had a waffle

 

[clarinetJWD]

Granted, but it has zero alcohol.

could be worse...you could have said it was Budweiser...(Not Budvar for those Czechs keeping score)

granted you would hit them with your car, and they would get stuck in your ears.

i wish i had a waffle

One tuna waffle coming right up

I wish my dog didn't have ADD...

 

[CMan]

Granted, but now your cat has it.

Uh...

I wish it was clear and a full moon again.

 

[Mainiac]

Granted,but now you're a werewolf.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[newrmdmike]

granted, but now your a work-a-holic who can't rest!

I wish I had gotten up in time to study for my final this morning.

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

Granted, but the final was yesterday


I wish I wasn't bald

 

[Mainiac]

Granted,but instead of hair you now have feathers on your head.

I wish I had a better tripod.

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

Granted, but it comes from a sex-shop

I wish I had a job at National Geographic

 

[clarinetJWD]

aaaand we're back to bathroom sanitation and tasting (this time for National Geographic)

I wish my excerpt class were over.