Girl Trouble

[runnah]

If it makes you feel any better about yourself, sure.

Why would I need to feel better about myself? If I was trolling, you should be the one feeling bad for falling for it, and helping to make this such a huge thread.

Right and I am really Robert Casio.

 

[cgipson1]

Haha I supply clients with plenty of VMware consultants. Lol

Anybody at VMWorld 2013? I am... right now! lol!

What the hell is VMWorld? I am going to google this right now. This better not change my glorious view of you cgib!

VMworld.com: VMworld 2013 US A place where VMWare geeks go to party!

 

[cgipson1]

What I I told you.... This whole thread, I have been trolling.

Since I REALLY find it hard to believe that you are 20... it would not surprise me!

 

[nycphotography]

If it makes you feel any better about yourself, sure.

Why would I need to feel better about myself? If I was trolling, you should be the one feeling bad for falling for it, and helping to make this such a huge thread.

Why should anyone feel bad for taking someone at face value (in the absence of a good reason not to)?

The only one who should feel bad for dishonest behavior is the miscreant. Well, and maybe his mother for not raising him right.

 

[mishele]

K, you dog, you!!

 

[kundalini]

omg 19 pages???

I have my settings set to 30 posts per page, so I'm seeing only 10 pages of drivel. So let me add my own without having to read all 10 pages......

True story:

I met a girl once through a mutual friend. Actually not true at all. The wife of a guy I knew, but didn't particularly get along with in high school, were on the corner of a local bar, when after several shots of tequila, started discussing a friend of hers that would be "perfect" for me. She was about to give me the girl's phone number when I said no, out of being old-fashioned and said, let me give you my number to give to her. Well, a few weeks passed with no call and I completely forgot about that drunken conversation only to meet this same wife-of-a-friend at the same corner of the same bar one weekend night.

As fortune would have it, this "perfect" friend of the wife-of-a-friend was also in the bar that night back in the pool room. Now I hadn't shot a game of billiards in 30 years, but I was pretty damn good at it in my youth. The cue was a typical wonky coin operated table type of cue.... could run true if it had to. The four of us decided to have a game of doubles. Did I mention that the wife-of-a-friend wasn't paired up with her husband? No? Just another 23 year old buck she fancied while the guy I knew but didn't particularly get along with from high school, sat on the corner of the bar drinking shots of Royal Flush (terrible waste of good Canadian whiskey). Anyway, I ran the rack and within 15 minutes this "perfect" girl and I decided the best medicine was to grab a room at the nearest hotel for the night.

I won't go into detail, but the next several hours were filled with carnal knowledge. Eventually, we passed out in the wee hours of the morning only to wake when the cock begins to crow and begin it all over again. Now this is the funny part because I had never had this happen to me in the past 50 years. As we were gathering ourselves to make a hasty retreat that morning, she looks at me and said, "What was your name?" I nearly sh!t myself laughing.

So I take her to her car in the parking lot of the bar we were at the night before and she says she left her keys with the wife-of-a-friend, but it turned out that she had recently had a DUI and was on a suspended license. Then as we were departing she says that she will be away for the next three weeks without any hopes of contacting her. Simply put, this was a blow-off in my mind. Three weeks later she calls me to set up another date. Well, in the meantime I had already made plans to be out of town that particular weekend and asked if Sunday would be okay. Sunday rolls around after three days of debauchery and I called to cancel. Needless to say, she was not a happy camper and hung up on me. I called back to apologize and re-confirmed my commitment.

Four years later of an exclusive relationship, I asked her to marry me. She said yes and the diamond solidified the agreement. We were looking at beach front properties this past week. Much like Forrest Gump said..... It happens, sometimes.





EDIT:
Sorry Mish, I couldn't delete the previous post and wanted to continue the story........

 

[amolitor]

Dear Penthouse Letters,

...

 

[mishele]

^^^That's the next 20 page thread!

 

[amolitor]

... there I was on the internet, and this chick walks by waving flowers around in front of a camera and she had the biggest **** and the tautest *** I ever saw. You won't believe what happened next.

 

[kundalini]

K, you dog, you!!

Yeah, but every once in a while, every dog gets his bone...err

 

[kundalini]

Dear Penthouse Letters,

...

... there I was on the internet, and this chick walks by waving flowers around in front of a camera and she had the biggest **** and the tautest *** I ever saw. You won't believe what happened next.

You missed the point dude. Mine was a love story. Get your mind out of the gutter. She's plus 50 so her biggest **** and tautest *** have been a memory for a long time. I'm okay with that.

 

[Braineack]

Why would I need to feel better about myself? If I was trolling, you should be the one feeling bad for falling for it, and helping to make this such a huge thread.

why should I feel bad? Your cliche, richmond-art-student-esque, self-suffering (real or manufactured) has provided me with 19 pages of entertainment at "your" expense; not mine.

 

[cgipson1]

โสเภณีความสนใจ

 

[Derrel]

OP, If you actually were just trolling, it would only additionally reinforce your reputation as a d-bag...

 

[sm4him]

What I I told you.... This whole thread, I have been trolling.

On my Respect scale of 1 to 25, you just fell to -36. I do, however, appreciate you letting me know that I can safely never, ever again pay a single bit of attention to anything you have to say.

Either you weren't trolling and are just covering yourself for looking like a lame-o now, in which case, that's just sad and I have no respect for you because you clearly have no respect for yourself.

OR: You WERE trolling, in which case, that's just sad and I have no respect for you because you clearly have no respect for yourself.

INTEGRITY. You can't buy it, but you should really work on getting yourself some.