Hello, my name is Scott and I'm a photoholic.

[epatsellis]

You just have to look at it pragmatically, you can either:

1. Find a "nice" girl, take her out to dinner, movie, etc....after a few dates, maybe you'll get a little, Cost, $150.00 give or take

2. Find a "not-nice" girl, ask her what $150.00 will get you and you're at least guaranteed a good time..

 

[monkeykoder]

or
3. Find a "fun" girl and enjoy the night for the cost of a few beers and a couple of games of pool (does a girl like this actually exist) Hrmmm I might be able to find this if I learn to play beer pong.

 

[epatsellis]

Or plan B (only works if you can truly relish failure, and view it as a learning experience, and not take rejection personally)

walk into club, find hottest girl in the place, buy her a drink, start conversation with "I'm only here to get laid, interested?"

One of two things will happen, 7 out of 10 times you will get slapped, 3 out of 10, it'll make you forget about all the times you go slapped.


Now, realize the last time I tried this, the biggest thing musicwise was the Talking Heads, Adam Ant, Culture Club and the like, but it worked then. (and I got this advice from my uncle, whom I didn't believe until I tried it)

 

[monkeykoder]

I'm thinking most successful plan would be plan Z lock myself in a room covered in white board and do math and hope someone feeds me.

 

[monkeykoder]

One thing that sucks about cooking for a three year old is you never really get the chance to experiment with stuff you'd really like to eat I mean I like spaghetti but there isn't much to making it clam chowder can be fun but I never seem to have all the ingredients at once. Noodlystuff with a clam sauce and gorgonzola MMMMMMMmmmmm good little too strong for the kid but I can never work up the motivation to cook it for myself. It seems only easy stuff ever gets cooked at my house because it is just me sometimes my dad and sometimes my kid here. My dad never eats anything except junk and my kid isn't really ready for the kind of food I like (I guess this is reason #1 to get myself a girlfriend instead of a "buddy").

 

[Yemme]

You just have to look at it pragmatically, you can either:

1. Find a "nice" girl, take her out to dinner, movie, etc....after a few dates, maybe you'll get a little, Cost, $150.00 give or take

2. Find a "not-nice" girl, ask her what $150.00 will get you and you're at least guaranteed a good time..

Now see... this is how your brain should be functioning MK. Why can't you just purchase the lovin'... Your going to spend all that money and nothing is guaranteed.

At least get out there and get a lap dance. 4 years is a long long time.

 

[Yemme]

or
3. Find a "fun" girl and enjoy the night for the cost of a few beers and a couple of games of pool (does a girl like this actually exist) Hrmmm I might be able to find this if I learn to play beer pong.

:gah:

 

[monkeykoder]

It isn't like I haven't dated at all in those 4 years just no SEX... I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure it has been about the same amount of time since the only time I've ever gotten a lap dance...

 

[monkeykoder]

:gah:

P.S. I agree I am insane but not much I can do about it.

 

[epatsellis]

Now see... this is how your brain should be functioning MK. Why can't you just purchase the lovin'... Your going to spend all that money and nothing is guaranteed.

At least get out there and get a lap dance. 4 years is a long long time.

I've had 30+ years of practice since puberty to become this pragmatic...Gawd, I feeel like a dirty old man..

 

[monkeykoder]

Hey if I can't get it for free at my age I don't think I have ANY chance later on...

 

[monkeykoder]

P.S. nothing wrong with being dirty...

 

[epatsellis]

It isn't like I haven't dated at all in those 4 years just no SEX... I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure it has been about the same amount of time since the only time I've ever gotten a lap dance...

Well, the only advice I can offer is that the best thing about constantly banging your head against the wall is it feels so good when you stop.

 

[Yemme]

I've had 30+ years of practice since puberty to become this pragmatic...Gawd, I feeel like a dirty old man..

Keep living that way... it keeps your blood flowing.

 

[epatsellis]

Hey if I can't get it for free at my age I don't think I have ANY chance later on...

Quality, in some cases (and this would likely be one) you do get what you pay for.