Hello, my name is Scott and I'm a photoholic.

[monkeykoder]

Well, the only advice I can offer is that the best thing about constantly banging your head against the wall is it feels so good when you stop.

We have the opposite saying in Math... In math you learn to bang your head against the wall until the banging of your head against the wall feels GOOD.

 

[Yemme]

Are you really in your 20's ... It surely doesn't seem like it. You need to make memories in your 20's... not live with regret. Get your ass out there honey.

What's you plan for this weekend besides your son?

Where are your male sidekicks?

 

[monkeykoder]

I have learned one thing in the last 4 years... Never date a woman that does not believe in sex before marriage... Even if you can convince them to have sex with you you have to deal with a pissed off woman and NO ONE wants to do that.

 

[monkeykoder]

Are you really in your 20's ... It surely doesn't seem like it. You need to make memories in your 20's... not live with regret. Get your ass out there honey.

What's you plan for this weekend besides your son?

Where are your male sidekicks?

This weekend is write papers and possibly brew beer. My male sidekicks are either perma-single or spending time with their females or living in Canada because they didn't get citizenship before their visa expired.

 

[Yemme]

That's why you pay a woman for her services and then she leaves. No drama.

 

[epatsellis]

See, we've gotten to the bottom of it. Contrary to what your professors (or H.S. Algebra teacher) says, nobody (not even the the geekiest of girls) will be at all impressed that you can determine the height of that tree by knowing what time it is, pacing off the length of the shadow and determining it in your head trigonometrically.

Now maybe some integration or differentiation, or non-Euclidean geometry, maybe, if they're drunk enough.

Now knowing that a (heterosexsual) male has zero probability of doing the electric slide, macarena, or Texas two-step, etc. properly without looking foolish, yet taking the chance strictly to impress a girl, that's something. (did I mention find a way to get invited to more weddings, music, dancing and liquor make getting laid exponentially easier)

 

[epatsellis]

Good thing you don't live closer, my wife would kill me for taking out a young kid and showing him how it's done...hope she's not looking over my shoulder...

 

[monkeykoder]

Actually back during a break with the latest ex I managed to pull off a phone number from a female by impressing her with my geekiness (and she was fairly attractive I might add) but you see I'm socially retarded and got back together with the ex instead of pursuing that. Too bad that is never going to happen again.

 

[epatsellis]

Wait, that's it, got any friends (must be married) in their late 30's or older? Not quite old enough to be your father, but close.

You need to go out with him, he'll chat the ladies up (take notes) casually dropping "the poor kid is so into school, he hasn't got laid in 4 years" line...then stand back and hold on...

 

[epatsellis]

Sounds too much like "in band camp last summer....."

 

[monkeykoder]

Sadly the closest I could get to that would be one of my perma-single friends in his early thirties... He'd be useful (utterly harmless but very social) but it is a pain to get him to go out anywhere. Next best thing is I tend to get along with any woman who is not single fairly well but getting one of them to work for me (other than the ones that have tried and failed) is always a bit embarrassing.

 

[epatsellis]

Emabarrassing is far less frustrating than frustrated...

 

[monkeykoder]

True I don't exactly have any kind of reputation to uphold...

 

[Yemme]

Wait, that's it, got any friends (must be married) in their late 30's or older? Not quite old enough to be your father, but close.

You need to go out with him, he'll chat the ladies up (take notes) casually dropping "the poor kid is so into school, he hasn't got laid in 4 years" line...then stand back and hold on...

Nah I think we need to find him a cougar. A real good one.

MK you seem to have lived ... Your a father ... but that's not all you are. You are a man and a man has needs. Try to put yourself first.

 

[monkeykoder]

Nah I think we need to find him a cougar. A real good one.

MK you seem to have lived ... Your a father ... but that's not all you are. You are a man and a man has needs. Try to put yourself first.

Early to mid thirties is my cut off point and not ugly (although I tend to be fairly lenient as far as looks rating is concerned).