How do you flatter a schnoz like that???

[MLeeK]

Seriously???

She was driving me nuts as I was trying to teach today.

 

[The_Traveler]

You say sincerely, 'You have a very, very nice nose.'

 

[Overread]

Cracker?

 

[Tony S]

Just don't point at it.......... you might loose your finger.

I wa shooting pictures of parrots in Columbia a few years back and while getting the picture of one bird, another snuck in close and grabbed my lens hood cracking it.

 

[pgriz]

Obviously felt that she needed some of that attention that you were dispensing. And photographically, you already know the answer. F/22, light with diffuser from above, and maybe a cracker afterwards.

 

[SCraig]

I've heard that face powder used properly can do wonders .....

 

[WesternGuy]

Plastic surgery?

WesternGuy

 

[baturn]

She's kinda purty as is!

 

[tirediron]

The Michael Jackson plug-in for Photoshop?

 

[sactown024]

sexy bird, I had once that use to get so pissed off if you didnt pay attention to her. She would scream until you came downstairs and talked to her.