How long can you fake it?

[12sndsgood]

can do a day without blinking an eye..........

I can sleep all day as well.

sleepings harder to do. don't have a system yet to wake me up when someones coming. the fact my office has a huge 4'x4' window where people can see me rules that out too.

 

[kathyt]

Wally's been doing it for years working with Dilbert.

Whats Dilbert?

I feel SO OLD right now. ldman:

I wasn't thinking along the lines of that. I have heard of Dilbert though now that I see the site. I generally don't stop at the comics. I will now. I promise.

 

[nmoody]

I work on a four person team that supports 200+ users and 500+ desktops/servers, when someone is slacking, sick or on vacation it is felt by everyone on the team. Its a pretty good motivator not to be the dead weight on the team.

 

[pgriz]

I have the toughest, most idiotic boss around. Total slave-driver, and there is no time off, and there is no discussion - just work, work, work. Even at home. And when I slack off, I just pay for it double later on.














(oh, forgot to mention - I "officially" work for myself. Which means I work for the government, but without the cushy pension and benefits. And for my clients, without whom I'd have no business and no job.)

 

[bentcountershaft]

I work for a propane company and our season is finally over. In a normal winter we stay ridiculously busy for about 6 weeks where the majority of the year's profits come from. There's usually a slow buildup to it starting in Dec. and a slow let down from it starting in March. The year we never made it to our peak, but we stayed steady for another six or seven weeks. It's kind of got us all out of our routines. I should be working on month end stuff.

 

[Derrel]

Workin' In a Coal Mine...an unusual video of it...the dude is clearly FAKING shoveling coal!!! And he might even be fake-singing too!!!

 

[kathyt]

I work for a propane company and our season is finally over. In a normal winter we stay ridiculously busy for about 6 weeks where the majority of the year's profits come from. There's usually a slow buildup to it starting in Dec. and a slow let down from it starting in March. The year we never made it to our peak, but we stayed steady for another six or seven weeks. It's kind of got us all out of our routines. I should be working on month end stuff.

Someone is telling April Fools jokes, or you have a couple jobs. Which is it bentcountershaft? Or is your name even bentcountershaft?

 

[480sparky40 39]

I have the toughest, most idiotic boss around. Total slave-driver, and there is no time off, and there is no discussion - just work, work, work. Even at home. And when I slack off, I just pay for it double later on.














(oh, forgot to mention - I "officially" work for myself. Which means I work for the government, but without the cushy pension and benefits. And for my clients, without whom I'd have no business and no job.)

Same here. But I get the biggest benefit of all: I get to sleep with the boss's old lady!

 

[kathyt]

If I sat around at my job, then **** would literally hit the fan! There are times when we can slow down, pretty rare, but when we do we like to mess with the doctors. ALOT. They get pissy. It is funny.

 

[Mully]

Working for yourself sure has its benefits ...... as a man once said " when I works I works hard" ...It is nice being a slacker when you want also. Guess I have been faking it for 44 years!

 

[bentcountershaft]

I work for a propane company and our season is finally over. In a normal winter we stay ridiculously busy for about 6 weeks where the majority of the year's profits come from. There's usually a slow buildup to it starting in Dec. and a slow let down from it starting in March. The year we never made it to our peak, but we stayed steady for another six or seven weeks. It's kind of got us all out of our routines. I should be working on month end stuff.

Someone is telling April Fools jokes, or you have a couple jobs. Which is it bentcountershaft? Or is your name even bentcountershaft?

I just have the one job. I don't think I could fake being busy twice as often as I do now. And of course my name is bentcountershaft. Momma just didn't like me. I guess I should start reconciling meter readings do my sales tax reports now.

 

[kathyt]

I work for a propane company and our season is finally over. In a normal winter we stay ridiculously busy for about 6 weeks where the majority of the year's profits come from. There's usually a slow buildup to it starting in Dec. and a slow let down from it starting in March. The year we never made it to our peak, but we stayed steady for another six or seven weeks. It's kind of got us all out of our routines. I should be working on month end stuff.

Someone is telling April Fools jokes, or you have a couple jobs. Which is it bentcountershaft? Or is your name even bentcountershaft?

I just have the one job. I don't think I could fake being busy twice as often as I do now. And of course my name is bentcountershaft. Momma just didn't like me. I guess I should start reconciling meter readings do my sales tax reports now.

Bull**** bentcountershaftmeterreaderpropanefillerdilbertmaker man!

 

[pixmedic]

Cant really fake it at my job... People tend to notice when somethings not being done.

 

[mishele]

Fake looking busy that is? I'm three and a half hours in so far this morning and I've accomplished nothing. Hell, I haven't even started anything.

Where do you work?

I'm not telling, someone will call and make me do something.

I know where you work...just sayin

Edit...I see you told everyone where you work...now we can all call.

 

[bentcountershaft]

Where do you work?

I'm not telling, someone will call and make me do something.

I know where you work...just sayin

Edit...I see you told everyone where you work...now we can all call.

You can always make me work it.