I just fell a bit bored....

[ShutterBug4_4]

Mom : "Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them."
Smalls : "Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything. Face it, I'm just an egghead. "--The Sandlot

HAHA! I love that movie....here's some more.

Ham: "This pop ain't working, Benny! I'm bakin' like a toasted cheeser! It's so out hot here!"

Squints: "FOR-EV-ER!!!"

 

[mygrain]

"Well Peter, It seems you've been missing a lot of work lately."- Bob
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it."- Peter
***Office Space***

 

[mygrain]

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." -Nada, THEY LIVE.

Man I can do this ALL DAY!!!

 

[Big Mike]

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." -Nada, THEY LIVE.

Man I can do this ALL DAY!!!

Even before reading this one...I was going to post the same quote...only from Dazed & Confused


I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass. And we're almost out of beer.

Wooderson: "You got a joint?"
Mitch: "No...not on me man."
Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

Man I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.

 

[ShutterBug4_4]

Michael Bolton : "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."

Samir : "You know there's nothing wrong with that name."

Michael : "There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

Samir : "Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"

Michael :" No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

-Office Space-

 

[Corry]

"Well Peter, It seems you've been missing a lot of work lately."- Bob
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it."- Peter
***Office Space***

That movie was SO funny!!!

Here's some more:

Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.

Peter: Yeah, I know. They guy's really good.
-Office Space

Joanna : So, where do you work, Peter?
Peter Gibbons : Initech.
Joanna : In-yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons : I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna : What's that?
Peter Gibbons : Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So like 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
-Office Space

 

[MDowdey]

Joanna : "How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... man."
Peter Gibbons : "Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh."--Office Space


md

 

[mygrain]

"Well Peter, It seems you've been missing a lot of work lately."- Bob
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it."- Peter
***Office Space***

That movie was SO funny!!!

Office Space is one of the funniest movies I've ever scene. I bet I've seen it almost 20 times. You don't have to spend eight hours in a cubical(sp?) , even though I do, to feel the agony Peter faces everyday.lol.

 

[MDowdey]

Lawrence : [shouting through the wall from his apartment] "Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams."--Office Space




md

 

[mygrain]

"Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?"- Peter
"No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."- Lawrence

...MORE OFFICE SPACE.

 

[mygrain]

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."- Ash, Army of Darkness.

 

[Corry]

Lawrence: Hey Peter!

Peter: Yeah?

Lawrence: Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Peter: Okay, Lawrence.

...EVEN MORE OFFICE SPACE!

Michael: We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison

...AND MORE....

Milton: I believe you have my stapler?

...AND MORE...

Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.

Peter: Yeah, I know. They guy's really good.

...OK, I'm done with OFFICE SPACE quotes for now!

 

[Lula]

THE CROW

Eric Draven: They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.


Eric Draven: Little things use to mean so much to Shelley -- I thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.

T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my men got himself perished. Top Dollar: Yeah and who might that be? T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.

Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.

 

[MDowdey]

Gandalf: "fly, you fools"--The Fellowship Of The Ring


Smeagol : "...and take it for ME."

Gollum : "For us."

Smeagol : "I meant for us"--The Return Of The King



Aragorn : "For Frodo."--The Return Of The King




md

 

[Luminosity]

Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.

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*Sigh * I loved that quote the second I heard it