I just fell a bit bored....

[trm]

peter: It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

office space

bob slydell: I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

office space[/i]

 

[MDowdey]

Witch King : "You fool. No man can kill me. Die now."

Eowyn : "I am no man."--The Return Of The King



md

 

[Big Mike]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"

Bilbo Baggins



"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

Thorin Oakenshield



"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. "

Gildor Inglorion


"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost. "

Gandalf (in a letter)

 

[Big Mike]

Witch King : "You fool. No man can kill me. Die now."

Eowyn : "I am no man."--The Return Of The King

That could have been so very much better

A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he
will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of
lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy
shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'
A sword rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it,
if I may.'
'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed
that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. 'But
no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Eomund's daughter.
You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless!
For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

 

[MDowdey]

Witch King : "You fool. No man can kill me. Die now."

Eowyn : "I am no man."--The Return Of The King

That could have been so very much better

A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he
will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of
lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy
shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'
A sword rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it,
if I may.'
'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed
that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. 'But
no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Eomund's daughter.
You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless!
For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

ahhh...i remember that from the books...
it would have been great to hear the witch king say those things, and THEN have eowyn say, "i am no man" and cut his motherF****** body to bits....


md

 

[MDowdey]

Frodo : "I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee."
Faramir : "Your bodyguard?"
Sam :" His gardener."--The Two Towers



Pippin : "Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it."--The Two Towers


md

 

[Big Mike]

Sorry but I'm posting quotes from the books rather than the movie...with it being September 22 (Bilbo & Frodo's birthday) the other day....I'm in a LOTR mood.

And so they stood on the walls of the City of Gondor, and a great wind
rose and blew, and their hair, raven and golden, streamed out mingling in
the air. And the Shadow departed, and the Sun was unveiled, and light leaped
forth; and the waters of Anduin shone like silver, and in all the houses of
the City men sang for the joy that welled up in their hearts from what
source they could not tell.

 

[errant_star]

Mr Orange: They don't know s@#!. You're not gonna get hurt. You're a f@#!*** Baretta. They believe every f@#!*** word cause you're super cool.

Resevoir Dogs

 

[Lula]

Mr Orange: They don't know s@#!. You're not gonna get hurt. You're a f@#!*** Baretta. They believe every f@#!*** word cause you're super cool.

Resevoir Dogs

LOVE THAT MOVIE !!!!!

 

[Daniel]

I'm in a Kill Bill mood at the moment:

"I'm going to say this in English so you know how serious I am. As your leader, I encourage you to -- from time to time and always in a respectful manner, and with the complete knowledge that my decision is final -- to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I will promise you, right here and now, no subject will be taboo...except the subject that was just under discussion.

The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is, I collect your ****in head. Just like this ****er here. Now if any of you sonsabitches got anything else to say, now's the ****in time.

I didn't think so."

 

[Luminosity]

Daniel , I love that scene In Kill Bill

Pulp Fiction


Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b**** out, and givin' a b**** a foot massage ain't even the same f***in' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same f***in' sport. Foot massages don't mean ****.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot ****in' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: **** yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: **** you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: **** you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

 

[2Stupid2Duck]

I love the scene where they talk about eating pork.

"He'd have to have more personality than that Arnold off Greenacres."

 

[mentos_007]

"the Bukeys residence - tha lady of the house speakin' " maybe not the movie but sit-com... this sound makes me feel ANXIOUS

 

[mygrain]

Chaplain : Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain : ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain : ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain : Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain : Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain : But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey : Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

**Monty Python and the Meaning of Life**(ripped from IMDB :twisted: )

 

[mygrain]

1st Party Dad : Are you the clown?
Shakes the Clown : No, I'm Mary f@#kin' Poppins.

**Shakes the Clown**