I shoot Nikon because I am allergic to Canon...

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Anyone caught taking this thread seriously will be strapped down to a chair, their eyelids propped open with cocktail sticks and forced to watch back to back episodes of classic comedy programs until such time as their funny bone is repaired.

 

[Kerbouchard]

Thought this thread would go tongue in cheek. Probably originally should of been put in the just for fun section

I thought about it...but reading the description of the 'just for fun' caterogory, it didn't seem to fit. Then I thought about putting it in off topic. Then I thought about putting it in the Nikon forum. Finally, I settled on the Canon forum, but it was intended to be toungue in cheek.

 

[Netskimmer]

I don't shoot Canon because if I say "I shoot Canon", lots of people would dive under their desks.

Especially if I say it with a manly Austrian accent.

Canon:

http://www.kenrockwell.com/canon/lenses/images/50mm-f12/product/50mm-f12-DSC_6439.jpg

Australian for Canon:

http://www.kenrockwell.com/canon/lenses/images/70-200mm-f28/D3S_7040-vertical-0460.jpg

Russian for "Cannon"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Railway_artillery_gun_TM-3-12.jpg

In mother Russia, Canon shoots YOU!

 

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Canon:

http://www.kenrockwell.com/canon/lenses/images/50mm-f12/product/50mm-f12-DSC_6439.jpg

Australian for Canon:

http://www.kenrockwell.com/canon/lenses/images/70-200mm-f28/D3S_7040-vertical-0460.jpg

Russian for "Cannon"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Railway_artillery_gun_TM-3-12.jpg

In mother Russia, Canon shoots YOU!

Pff you call that a Cannon? THIS is a Cannon Worlds biggest gun - YouTube

 

[sovietdoc]

Russian for "Cannon"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Railway_artillery_gun_TM-3-12.jpg

In mother Russia, Canon shoots YOU!

Pff you call that a Cannon? THIS is a Cannon Worlds biggest gun - YouTube

But I couldn't use that because it isn't russian.

 

[EDL]

Russian for "Cannon"

In mother Russia, Canon shoots YOU!

Pushka!

 

[tirediron]

Russian for "Cannon"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Railway_artillery_gun_TM-3-12.jpg

In mother Russia, Canon shoots YOU!

Pff you call that a Cannon? THIS is a Cannon Worlds biggest gun - YouTube

I see your Dora and raise you a Gerald Bull Super-gun.

 

[Solarflare]

Well at least now people have a medical reason for not shooting canon. Otherwise there is really no other VALID excuse.

First valid reason is the obvious arrogance of some Canon users. Like this statement.

Second valid reason is the total lack of a valid reason why I should buy Canon instead of Nikon. Neither have some of the features I really would like to have (such as sensor based image stabilization, or an electronic shutter), and Nikon has the better sensors for my needs (high ISO tolerance).

 

[o hey tyler]

Hey solarflare, I really like your inability to comprehend humor. It's really quite intriguing.

 

[cgipson1]

Well at least now people have a medical reason for not shooting canon. Otherwise there is really no other VALID excuse.

First valid reason is the obvious arrogance of some Canon users. Like this statement.

Second valid reason is the total lack of a valid reason why I should buy Canon instead of Nikon. Neither have some of the features I really would like to have (such as sensor based image stabilization, or an electronic shutter), and Nikon has the better sensors for my needs (high ISO tolerance).

Chill dude! Joke! Humor! Savvy?

 

[Solarflare]

I'm very sorry, I was kind of quite annoyed at that moment from a Canon-Fan in another forum who really has a superiority complex.

 

[cgipson1]

Amusing!

 

[o hey tyler]

I'm very sorry, I was kind of quite annoyed at that moment from a Canon-Fan in another forum who really has a superiority complex.

Does he post accurate information? Because that would be pretty cool if he did that.

 

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Would be worried about a purist canon Fanboy coming here!

If he met Derrel --- it could be like matter and anitmatter (which photographically speaking I guess means that our Miss. Pentax would win in the end!)

 

[sovietdoc]

Would be worried about a purist canon Fanboy coming here!

If he met Derrel --- it could be like matter and anitmatter (which photographically speaking I guess means that our Miss. Pentax would win in the end!)

I've been here for some time and I haven't found this to be true. Derrel might be a fan of one system, but he doesn't recommend things to people like a fanboy would. He's legit.

(this is Derrel's alt)