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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the f**k out!"
 

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HAHAHAAH I feel sorry for this Andy bloke, sounds like a right loser
 

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Oh c'mon, couldn't you have changed it around so it's the woman who won?


And from the title of this thread, I was wondering if it was going to be a petition to make him stop.... :lol:
 
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I was actually going to change it.... but it is kind of funnier this way round!

After all man only needs 1 x trousers, 1 x boxers, 1 x pair socks, 1 x tshirt, wherever they go :lol:

You haven't signed the petition yet!!?
 

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well thats 2 less birthday presents I have to buy
 

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Oh, were you previously planning on getting 2 for Becky?
 
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I'd have nowhere to keep an otter anyway.

Anty, only if ones in return for each kick in the arse he's had :lmao:
 

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Presents? Yes Becky and Anty you would be getting Andy dressed in his sexy Otter birthday suit..Singing Happy New Year .. and telling jokes.. See what you have missed! Be nice to Andy you may get that next year. :)
 

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I will not disclose who emailed me this excuse for a joke but she has posted in this thread

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my Grandpa".

The cop asked, "What's he like?"
























The little boy replied, "Miller Lite and women with big boobs."
 

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I will not disclose who emailed me this excuse for a joke but she has posted in this thread

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my Grandpa".

The cop asked, "What's he like?"





The little boy replied, "Miller Lite and women with big boobs."

Is that the best you can do? :puke-rig::puke:
 

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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the f**k out!"

now this is funny!
 

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