If you think Andy's jokes are bad...

[hawkeye]

yeah, it sounds like one thats been around... but evvvvery once in a while you come across one you havent heard or dont remember

 

[hawkeye]

probably because of alcohol lol

 

[Alex_B]

I used to date girls, not carbon.

 

[hawkeye]

girls ARE carbon... so are boys...

Did you ever get the talk about the birds and the bees?

 

[Alex_B]

bird and bees?

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...

 

[Alex_B]

I know that perv stuff, but what is the connection with birds and bees?

 

[Antarctican]

True but the only way to check its age is by carbon dating...

:lmao: OMG, that is toooo funny a reply!

 

[hawkeye]

I know that perv stuff, but what is the connection with birds and bees?

Its the speech/lecture, in the states I guess, when parents talk to their kids about sex. It's kind of an old saying, just how old you would probably have to use carbon dating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees

 

[ferny]

I used to date girls, not carbon.

But when you saw a pencil one day which you thought looked great you got the point and stopped dating girls?