I'm excited.

[ferny]

Is it a male or a bride?

 

[Jeff Canes]

Is it liquor?
Is it a porker table?
Do you have to blow it up?

 

[Corry]

Is it liquor?
Is it a porker table?
Do you have to blow it up?

...a porker table??? I could say so many naughty things...but I won't. I'm a good girl.

 

[darin3200]

Watch this mystery package be something incredibly boring, like a pillow or a set of tupperware.
This better be good *shakes fist*

 

[Corry]

Nah...it's his admission to the Dallas Basket Weaving Academy.

 

[thebeginning]

wait seriously, would you be dissapointed if it was tupperware?

 

[darin3200]

What kind of tupperware? Because gladware doesn't count

 

[Meysha]

hahaha!
hey tupperware has gotten surprisingly stylish lately.

Ohhh look at those stylish wavy lines.

 

[Jeff Canes]

What kind of tupperware? Because gladware doesn't count

What's wrong with Gladware, it works nice as a low cost developer tray

 

[darin3200]

What's wrong with Gladware, it works nice as a low cost developer tray

Interesting, I never thought about that. I use plastic storage bins. How big do that make gladware though?

 

[ferny]

Why buy tupperware when you can use the plastic pots the Chinese takeaway comes in.

 

[Jeff Canes]

They work well too, but Chinese takeout in my area only use them for soup, they use the little following box


This is the oddest thread jacking I seen

 

[darin3200]

Fortune cookies suck now, they are like little sayings, not actually fortunes. They should contain very precise accounts of highly improbable things that might happen to you. For instance
"Watch Out! There is a ninja coming"
"I'm watching you, just turn around and look"
"Your back left tire is a little flat, you might want to check that out"
"The teller at your bank has a taste for techno music"
"Avoid the egg drop soup or you might die"
"You've got gum on your right shoe"
etc...

 

[ferny]

"That hair was suspiciously hairy, wasn't it"
"I can't believe you actually ate that. You just lost me $5"
"You should have seen what it looked like BEFORE we cooked it"

 

[thebeginning]

oooh, that would be good. I think i'll steal alot of fortune cookies and replace their 'fortunes'. bwaha.