Worker: Alright now, you say that you witnessed your friend being abused by her parents.
Michael: Yes. They called her an emo.
Worker: What's wrong with that?
Michael: Emos suck! Their vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes!
Worker: So, why do you think they called her that?
Michael: Because she's Goth, and some ignorant people don't know the difference!
Worker: What is the difference?
Pete: Oh my God! They're totally different!
Worker: Okay, different how?
Pete: They're achm, you know, one is good and an' emos are horrible! [flips hair] You're, you know... They're posers!
Firkle: Emos suck my Goth balls.
Michael: Alright alright, think of it this way: a goth believes that deep down the world is totally ****ed up. But an emo thinks that deep down, they are totally ****ed up.
Worker: That's not much of a difference.
Pete: That's a huge ****ing difference!
Michael: Okay okay, look, emos are more prone to suicide.
Pete: This ****in' *****, man.
Michael: But goths are more prone to be depressed that so many people commit suicide
Pete: Goth's darkness is nihilistic whereas Emo's is cynical.
Michael: Wait, I thought we were cynical. ...What what whatever, it doesn't matter.
Pete: No, see, you're nihilistic.
Michael: Oh yeah, you're right.