Man goes into a bar with his dog. Tells the bartender that if he can get his dog to talk would the bartender buy him a beer?
“Sure” says the barkeep.
“Fido, what is on top of a house?”
“Roof” says Fido.
“Oh, come on,” says the bartender. “I’m not buying you a beer for that!”
“OK, OK. Fido. How does sandpaper feel?”
“Ruff” says the dog.
“No, no. that doesn’t earn you a beer!”
“alright, says the dog owner. “how ‘bout this? Fido, who was the greatest baseball player who ever lived?”
The bartender kicks the man and his dog out of the bar.
on the way out the dog says, “What? Did he want me to say ‘Mickey Mantle’?”