Standing in the line at the mall,
Trying to get ahold of em all,
You can't get enough of the photography bug
And you can't quite make it back to the bar
Christ, you know it ain't easy
With all this money, you see
I wish I could use a lensbaby to crucify me.
Stuck between a Rebel and D70,
Not sure if I can to pay the rent,
So instead I'll buy both so I can tell the folks
I'm now applying at the Daily Bread
Christ, you know ain't easy
It's all it's cracked up to
Cuz once you get going, you gotta crucify me
Lalalala...