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[astroNikon]

I'm watching the Tennessee Volunteers football game. It's always fun when they play at home--I live so close to the stadium that I hear the boom of the fireworks BEFORE I see the actual score happen on TV.

you need to give us a play by play of the game

 

[astroNikon]

NO intro needed

 

[sm4him]

I'm watching the Tennessee Volunteers football game. It's always fun when they play at home--I live so close to the stadium that I hear the boom of the fireworks BEFORE I see the actual score happen on TV.

you need to give us a play by play of the game

Well, some of that might involve me saying curse words.

 

[astroNikon]

I'm watching the Tennessee Volunteers football game. It's always fun when they play at home--I live so close to the stadium that I hear the boom of the fireworks BEFORE I see the actual score happen on TV.

you need to give us a play by play of the game

Well, some of that might involve me saying curse words.

instead of a curse word, use the word "jam" instead

 

[sm4him]

We're just playing poor little UT-Chattanooga anyway. It's 38-3 right now, in the 3rd quarter.

That score sounds pretty decent, but we've turned the ball over a lot.

 

[sm4him]

Okay, now it's the 4th quarter.

 

[astroNikon]

We're just playing poor little UT-Chattanooga anyway. It's 38-3 right now, in the 3rd quarter.

That score sounds pretty decent, but we've turned the ball over a lot.

we have to teach you how to be a play by play analyst

 

[sm4him]

I've actually always thought I'd be a pretty good play-by-play analyst.

Except that I hate it when they run out of actual stuff to say about the game, so they just say stupid stuff...

 

[sm4him]

...like, one of my favorites:

"Oh man, if he doesn't get tripped up there, he might have gone for 6!"

Well, yeah. That's kinda how that works.

 

[sm4him]

UT Backup QB is in the game now.

Judging from past history, I might be about to say "jam" a lot.

 

[sm4him]

It's really hard to do play-by-play when you have to wait 30 seconds between posts.

 

[sm4him]

Peterman keeps the ball and gets about 6 yards.

 

[sm4him]

Hand off to Pickens, for a first down.

 

[sm4him]

Pass complete!!

For about a yard.

But at least it was completed...to one of our guys.

 

[sm4him]

Don't you feel JUST LIKE you're there, watching the game yourself?