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[sm4him]

I think Imma have to see if my youngest son will come live with me for the rest of October...

 

[sm4him]

so he can cook and clean for me while I post.

 

[sm4him]

Otherwise, I'll never catch up.

 

[sm4him]

While the squash is sauteing...

 

[snowbear94]

Dinner time!

Now's your chance. (I sit in the dining room with the laptop).

 

[sm4him]

Twas brillig and slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the momeraths outgrabe.

 

[sm4him]

^Some of the spelling might be wrong because:

1. I'm doing this from memory
2. Fireball whisky.

 

[sm4him]

BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the jubjub bird and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch.

 

[minicoop1985]

Oh my god I hate Caillou. Whiny brat of a kid.

 

[sm4him]

He took his vorpal sword in hand,
Long time the manxome foe he sought;
till rested he, by the TumTum tree,
And stood awhile, in thought.

 

[minicoop1985]

I'm so tired, but the moment I need to go to bed I'm gonna be WIIIIIDE awake.

 

[sm4him]

And as, in uffish thought he stood,
The Bandersnatch, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came.

 

[minicoop1985]

CCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

 

[sm4him]

One two, one two,
And through and through
The vorpal blade went
Snicker, Snack.

 

[sm4him]

He left it dead, and with its head,
He went galumphing back.

And hast thou SLAIN the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!!
Oh frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!!
He chortled in his joy.