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[astroNikon]

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[sm4him]

Good luck with Henry Hornet.

The Series Finale of Henry the Hornet:

Got back in my car to head out this afternoon. Didn't even make it to the end of my road before Henry made his appearance...

 

[Gary A.]

The Keeper got megged.

 

[sm4him]

RIGHT in front of me, crawling around the rearview mirror!

JAM!! OH, JAM, JAM, JAM, JAM, JAMMMIT!!!!

 

[Gary A.]

Good luck with Henry Hornet.

The Series Finale of Henry the Hornet:

Got back in my car to head out this afternoon. Didn't even make it to the end of my road before Henry made his appearance...

We're all on pins and needles.

 

[sm4him]

But wait!! It wasn't actively raining at the moment!

Pulled off to the side of the road, and V.E.R.Y. CAREFULLY unlatched the hinges that hold the top in place, then opened the top.

 

[sm4him]

Henry the Hornet climbed up to the edge of the window frame, right smack in front of me, and looked straight at me, as if trying to decide whether to fly to freedom or go ahead and sting me to death out of pure spite for having been held prisoner in my car for the past 24 hours.

 

[Gary A.]

RIGHT in front of me, crawling around the rearview mirror!

JAM!! OH, JAM, JAM, JAM, JAM, JAMMMIT!!!!

LOL ... it's only a Hornet. All it can do is sting you ... repeatedly.

 

[Gary A.]

... in some cases to death.

 

[sm4him]

But I armed myself with a piece of junk mail left in the car and swatted him on his way and he took off for the great outdoors.

Put the top up. And about two minutes later, it was raining again.

 

[sm4him]

Kinda anticlimactic wasn't it? Well, what did you expect?
If it was an actual interesting story, I wouldn't have posted it in the Leaderboard thread.

 

[Gary A.]

It would have been a more interesting story if Henry stung you ... or you stung Henry ... or at least Henry hit you with a basketball ... like a bad pass.

 

[sm4him]

What's the difference between a Hornet and a Wasp?

Most hornets are bigger than wasps. And meaner. And infinitely more likely to kill you.

Well, maybe not that last part, but Henry was a giant mutant hornet.