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[Gary A.]

Everytime I try to slip her some bacon, she pulls it out and stacks it next to her dish.

 

[Gary A.]

Finally, I got fed up, tossed a piece into her mouth and held it shut.

 

[sm4him]

Hmmm. You post about sneezing, then that link . . .

Things that make you go hmmmmm....

Anyone read The Stand by Stephen King?
I read it when I was in high school. While I was out sick one day, sneezing and basically blowing through several boxes of tissues trying to get rid of all the mucus.

It was NOT a good book to read while you're that sick. Pretty much everyone on Earth dies from this nasty superflu, which King of course describes in detail.

 

[Gary A.]

Now she loves it. But she doesn't inhale it like most dogs ... she chews and chews and chews the hell out of the bacon ... savoring it all.

 

[sm4him]

That book really scared the bejeebus out of me.

I read the entire thing in ONE day, sitting in my bed with my back up against the corner so I could see anything that moved or approached my room.

 

[Gary A.]

Do pigs eat bacon? I hope not.

As pigs are bacon ... they really don't have to ...

 

[snowbear154 84]

I've only read one of his books.

 

[Gary A.]

 

[sm4him]

My brother had a dog that sweet as anything, but dumber than a brick.

She was so dumb that if she was holding her tennis ball in her mouth when you went to pour food in her bowl, she couldn't figure out how to eat.

She refused to let go of the ball, and so she'd just keep dipping her head, complete with mouth-laden ball, into the dog bowl and then look confused.

 

[snowbear154 84]

I don't remember the title but the house was built on a burial ground, I think.

 

[Gary A.]

 

[Gary A.]

My brother had a dog that sweet as anything, but dumber than a brick.

She was so dumb that if she was holding her tennis ball in her mouth when you went to pour food in her bowl, she couldn't figure out how to eat.

She refused to let go of the ball, and so she'd just keep dipping her head, complete with mouth-laden ball, into the dog bowl and then look confused.

That's how you trap a monkey.

 

[snowbear154 84]

My brother had a dog that sweet as anything, but dumber than a brick.

She was so dumb that if she was holding her tennis ball in her mouth when you went to pour food in her bowl, she couldn't figure out how to eat.

She refused to let go of the ball, and so she'd just keep dipping her head, complete with mouth-laden ball, into the dog bowl and then look confused.

Was it a Lab?

 

[Gary A.]

Only with bananas not tennis balls.

 

[sm4him]

I've only read one of his books.

I used to LOVE King books, but I gave up on him after books like Cujo and Pet Semetary.

Some of his stuff though, incredible. Terrifying and yet you can't put it down.