Live, from Louisiana, It's LightSpeed. HELLO! Glad you all could make it tonight.

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Oh boy. Can't win for losing.

 

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak one by me Gipson.You should know that by now.The reason I can get so close to spiders, if you'll notice ......they are all females.I think I may have mentioned, once or twice, how good looking I am.Female species of everything are universally attracted to me.

Don't a good amount of female spiders just eat their mates???? Maybe they think you look tasty rather then handsome!!!!

Especially seeing as it seems only spiders will actually LOOK your direction

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