LMAO

[KmH]

Physics? I don't need no stink'n physics.
Florida Man Tries, Fails to Jump Canal in Toyota Corolla

 

[Derrel]

JFC, The level of intelligence in this country has fallen below what I thought was humanly possible.

 

[tirediron]

Well... d'uhhh... EVERYONE knows you'd have to use a Celica!

 

[limr30 3]

 

[NancyMoranG]

Why is it always Floriduh...?

 

[limr30 3]

Why is it always Floriduh...?

I dunno, but it just is. Florida Man gets into a lot of predicaments.

 

[Ysarex85 79]

Why is it always Floriduh...?

I dunno, but it just is. Florida Man gets into a lot of predicaments.

Don't forget Texas Man:

Joe

 

[vintagesnaps]

Funny story.

Even though the source is another not that well written, seemingly less than accurate story. Will sites ever stop using this stuff instead of a reliable source??

I think my tolerance lately for inaccuracies, rumors, and blatant lies has run thin. OK, rant over...

 

[benhasajeep46 44]

Well... d'uhhh... EVERYONE knows you'd have to use a Celica!

NO, NO, NO. To do it successfully and with style you need an AMC Javelin!

 

[480sparky39 38]

If Darwin was right, how come there's still so many stupid people?

 

[Designer]

 

[Ysarex85 79]

If Darwin was right, how come there's still so many stupid people?

It's spread communicably.

Joe

 

[snowbear115 46]

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is increasing.

 

[snowbear115 46]

IIRC, the above is known as Cole's Axiom; not to be confused with Cole's Law, which is finely chopped cabbage, some carrot and mayonnaise.