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MAN OF THE HOUSE
The husband had just finished reading the book "MAN OF THE HOUSE".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, " From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law!
>I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then you're going to please me sexually, draw me my bath so I can
relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife looked up and replied, "The ****ing funeral director!"
The husband had just finished reading the book "MAN OF THE HOUSE".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, " From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law!
>I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then you're going to please me sexually, draw me my bath so I can
relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife looked up and replied, "The ****ing funeral director!"
