Martha Stewart Doesn't Get It

Holy crap!! I just gagged!
 
She should be put back in prison just for showing that crap. Two life sentences works for me.
 
God photography isn't going to help that in any way, form or fashion. That's just nasty looking.
 
Most of that stuff could be made to look delicious, but she's sure not accomplishing it..
 
This is newsworthy?? Every picture I've seen taken by someone with their cell phone in what's probably a dimly lit restaurant makes their nice meal look like the dog's dinner (jk, worse than that actually).

There's a reason why commercial food photographers have the food prepped and arranged and lighted for the camera; this is why they do things like use glue instead of milk because it photographs to look more like milk for an ad, etc. etc.
 
Prison will change your appetite apparently.

Dang it, someone beat me to it.
 
Barf!

My favorite tweet reply: "That soup pic looks like a toilet bowl after an attack of intestinal flu."
 
I guess her food stylist and food sceneographers were not with her at those meals. Needs some FF resolution, and a little direct flash sparkle for that je-ne-sais-quoi.
 

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