Mid-week/Late night funny

Hertz van Rental · Nov 9, 2004

You may have heard this but (and it's better with a few beers):

Three drunks find themselves on top of the Empire State.
The first drunk says to the second:
"'Ere. Did you know ... after 15 pints you can fly?"
"Get away!"
"NO. Honest. After 15 pints you can fly like a bird."
The second drunk still looks dubious so the first drunk says:
"Look. I'll prove it. I've had about 15 pints right? OK. Watch this."
He balances on the edge of the roof, flexes his knees and floats up into the air. The second drunk watches opened mouthed as he circles the building twice before coming in for a perfect landing.
"Bloody Hell! You're right", gasps the second. "I must have had 15 pints. I just gorra try that."
The second drunk balances on the edge of the buiding, jumps into the air and plummets down to the pavement.
The third drunk joins the first and they stare at the crater for a few moments before the third one says:
"Do you know, you're a real bastard when you're pissed, Superman."

Awww. Just look what someone has done to my saxophone when I was telling that....