MOTW is ..... nealjpage

[nealjpage]

when will i get a new job?
what are the odds ill like it better than what i do now?
i need to buy new shoes to exercise in, which brand should i choose?
i dont like subway, so why did i just eat it?
my bf is applying for a job in arkansas, will you come visit us if we move there?

You will get a new job in seven weeks. Odds are you won't like it better than the job you currently have because every place of employment has morons.

I'd buy New Balance shoes.

You eat Subway because it's cheap and easy, just like me.

I'll toy with coming down to Arkansas, even though I don't care for the South.

 

[nealjpage]

Penguins or Otters or some other freak of nature?

why does life mock me?

Will the Nikon Rep bring me a D700 to play with tomorrow afternoon?

Should I get myself in debt by taking out a loan for the Canon 500mm F4 IS L lens that we have second hand in the shop? but remember one thing, its the lens I've always wanted and my foot hurts and I am a little bit thirsty right now so should a bottle of blue help in anyway shape or form? but hang on hang on one little minute, whats this I see?

Platypus.

Life mocks you because that's all it knows how to do.

Yes.

How much debt?

 

[nealjpage]

how come no one commented on my haircut?

To spite you.

 

[BoblyBill]

Why didn't I know Spiffy had a hair cut?

what color have you descided to paint your house?

Why am I hungry?

 

[nealjpage]

how come no one commented on Beth's haircut?

Well, typically no one comments on something they don't like...

But, in Beth's case, I don't think any of us knew she cut her hair.

lets pretend for a minute that your a super hero...

yeah I like that idea

admit it that felt good didn't it?

If felt

If you could be a Tractor for a day what model would you be? oh oh oh oh wait wait wait!!! what about a Combine Harvester?? I mean they have big spinney things on the front!

I'd like to use a Ford 9N. Good tractor.

what would your pornstar name be?

They say the porn name is a combination of your first pet's name and the street on which you grew up. I never had a pet as a child, and I lived on a numbered street. I could, however, modify that slightly and use a combo of my current pet's name and my the name of the street on which I lived when I first moved to Grants Pass: Miller Manzanita.

 

[nealjpage]

Yeah my bigass Dodge is badass isn't it?! Sigh...

How often do you stay awake at night thinking of my truck?

Why Oregon?

What states haven't you been to?

Tree Bush or Shrub, and why?

It's certainly bad...

I stay up often thinking of your truck and touching myself.

Oregon was where I found a job. Plus it's really pretty here. And Oregonians are pretty cool and liberal, which I enjoy. Unfortunately, they're not liberal or cool down here. Oh well.

Alaska, Hawaii, New Mexico, Arizona, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Louisiana.

Tree. It's cleaner than a bush

 

[nealjpage]

Why didn't I know Spiffy had a hair cut?

what color have you descided to paint your house?

Why am I hungry?

I guess you're on a need-to-know basis and she decided you didn't need to know. I'm in the same boat, my friend.

I haven't made a decision yet.

You're hungry because you ate too late last night.

 

[Antarctican]

Any phobias?

What traits do you consider important in a friend?

What colour are your eyes?

 

[Big Bully]

AHHH!!! You like the duck billed platypus too!!!! That is soo cool!

Is it strange that we like the same animal?

Show us a picture of your house.

Daffy Duck or Donald Duck?

Who is the leader of the club?

Who let the dogs out?

 

[nealjpage]

Any phobias?

What traits do you consider important in a friend?

What colour are your eyes?

I really hate spiders. I'm not sure that I'm an arachnophobic, but I hate them with every ounce of my being.

Humor, loyalty, and integrity.

My eyes are brown.

 

[nealjpage]

AHHH!!! You like the duck billed platypus too!!!! That is soo cool!

Is it strange that we like the same animal?

Show us a picture of your house.

Daffy Duck or Donald Duck?

Who is the leader of the club?

Who let the dogs out?

No, it's not strange. I think it's fate.

Do you want a picture of the house I rent or the house I just bought that I'm moving into?

Daffy. Totally.

I'm the leader of the club. And I let the dogs out.

 

[Big Bully]

No, it's not strange. I think it's fate.

Do you want a picture of the house I rent or the house I just bought that I'm moving into?

Daffy. Totally.

I'm the leader of the club. And I let the dogs out.

Both houses

 

[Christina]

stars or sun?

lake or ocean?

who's you favorite author?

 

[nealjpage]

stars or sun?

lake or ocean?

who's you favorite author?

Hmm. That's tough. Stars, I think, though I really like the sun, too. I think I like stars more because I associate the sun with really hot days, of which I'm not a huge fan.

Lake for swimming, ocean for lounging near.

I'm a fan of Tom Robbins. Jitterbug Perfume is one of the best books ever written.

 

[nealjpage]

Both houses

Where I live now:

Where I will be moving: