I'm going to bow out of this conversation now. I'm sorry, but when you said that you don't know what the 'numbers on the end' of your lens mean, and that your lenses are permanently stuck on f/32, and yet you managed to shoot a wedding - no, something doesn't ring true here. You can't shoot a wedding at f/32. I'm sorry, it isn't possible. So either your lens is not stuck at f/32, or you don't know how to use your lens, or you're a troll doing a good job of baiting the hook. In any case, I wish you well and say goodbye now.